Tools & Calculators

No popups. No ads. Just tools that help your tile project succeed.

Calculator

Floor Deflection Calculator

Estimate joist deflection (L/xxx) to screen floor stiffness for tile and stone.

Calculator

Deck Mud Calculator

Estimate how much sand/topping mix & sand or cement & sand you’ll need for a shower mud bed.

Planner

Waterproofing Selector

Answer a few questions and get a recommended waterproofing approach (and why).

Planner

Shower Tile Square Footage Calculator

Input your shower size and get the tile square footage you need

Calculator

Thinset/Trowel Size Calculator

Estimate how much thinset you'll need to purchase and what size trowel(s) to use.

Planner

Tile Layout Planner

Input your measurements and see a visual of your completed installation

Want the long-form explanations and install guides? That lives on FloorElf.com.

Tile & Shower Tools (No BS. No ads. Just answers.)

These calculators and selectors are simple, practical tools I built to solve the same real-world questions that show up in my comment sections every day. They’re designed for DIYers planning a project before the “oh crap” stage — but they’re just as useful mid-build when you need a clear number or a sane next step.

Each tool runs entirely in your browser: you enter your info, it does the math, and you get results immediately. No email gates, no popups, and no “unicorn system” sales pitch.

What you’ll find here

Important (because water always wins)

These tools are planning helpers — not a substitute for proper installation instructions, manufacturer specs, or common sense. If your project has known water damage, unknown substrate conditions, or you’re attempting anything specialized (like steam showers), follow the “leave a comment” link in the selector so we can confirm your plan before you build a portable water hazard in your bathroom.

Want the full breakdown of waterproofing systems (traditional, liquid, sheet, hybrids) without bias? Grab the free manual here: Waterproof Shower Manual.